Wouldn’t it be nice, once, if just one of them just was suddenly struck with this piercing moment of clarity and they just turned to them and just went, ‘You know what, you’re not actually that amazing, you’re just fine, you know? And I’m not that amazing either. Do you know what we are? We are both essentially just products of the same factory outlet that acts like a magic lantern hurling shit at the faces of teenagers every single Sunday.
—Comedian Jimmy McGhie on Russell Howard’s Good News regarding T4, and, more generally, trendy douche bags (x)